The Amoeba People: Christmas Ferret

The Amoeba People have proposed the idea that coal is no longer a sufficient stocking stuffer for rapscallions, reprobates, and other members of the human race who show no regard for their fellow man.

No, friends, these people deserve a Christmas Ferret, a little-known feral breed of that otherwise docile member of the weasel family.


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